Arts by Dylan

1988 — Macintosh II & Fairgrounds

The Origin

I'm Dylan, the person behind Arts by Dylan. This site is always under construction and will relaunch and be updated regularly with software I'm building myself—the kind of thing that used to come from small shops and fairground booths, not big tech.

Background

I grew up with computers in the house. My dad (RIP) was always early on new gear; we had a Macintosh II in 1988, and I still use the old Image Writer II box for storing historic newspapers. The dot-matrix printer felt like a revolution—it was the thing that finally pushed the typewriter aside after more than a century.

Later we switched to Windows, still in the pre-internet era when machines were built by people you could actually meet. In the Bay Area in the early '90s there were still "computer shows" on fairgrounds—local builders and hobbyists at folding tables, selling machines they'd put together. A lot of them thought their booth might become the next Apple or Microsoft. There's only one Steve Jobs or Bill Gates, but that kind of ambition mattered. I think a lot of that spirit has left the tech world: too many big companies playing it safe instead of asking what's actually next.

What I'm Doing Now

Arts by Dylan is a one-person operation. I’m building a future-proof, schema-driven codebase designed for local autonomy and agentic development. Instead of relying on closed cloud platforms, I’m building a node-based, single-responsibility system where specialized LLMs plan, Python runtimes execute, and all data flows through typed, composable pipelines.

Using modern agentic coding software platforms and my local hardware, I’m developing an integrated workspace system. By decomposing complex workflows into small, reusable nodes, I'm establishing a modular framework that handles everything from data ingestion and content generation to live storefront deployments. This repeatable pipeline ensures total ownership over my execution stack—built first for my own operations, but designed to serve as a blueprint for others.

What I Care About

I want software that brings a little sanity to the chaos—fewer "copy and paste into Google" loops, less hunting through folders, less of that end-of-day screen that looks like a maze of tabs and windows. My goal is to give people tools that make their time at the computer feel manageable and useful, not like lost time.

I also think AI is better understood as better computing than as magic. It's a more powerful way to work with your machine and the internet, not a replacement for the person at the keyboard. And I'm skeptical of the current rush toward subscription-everything and "AI" as a premium add-on. I'd rather build something straightforward that people can use without being nickel-and-dimed.

That's the spirit behind what's coming: tools that help you work and create, built by someone who still believes in the kind of computing that got people excited decades ago.

Sacramento — Legislative Internship

From Excel to AI

From Excel to AI: Structure, Questions, and Becoming Who You Are

I didn’t start as a programmer. I started as someone people enjoyed asking questions to.

My entire life, people have pulled me aside to ask my opinion — about politics, about culture, about decisions that were sometimes far above my age. Teachers, friends, adults, colleagues. I was often the youngest person in the room, but somehow the one asked to make sense of it.

I didn’t know why. It didn't matter the topic — relationships, history, politics, economics, psychology. When I was about three, my dad sat me down and asked me to name the Axis and Allied powers of World War II. I answered him. Growing up, I always wondered what it was about my perspective that prompted adults to ask me adult-like questions.

Maybe some people are just wired to look for structure in the noise. Maybe some people are meant to organize what others feel but can’t articulate. Sometimes destiny doesn’t arrive as a lightning bolt — it shows up as a question.

Years later, I was a government major interning in the California Legislature. My job wasn’t glamorous. It wasn’t tech. It wasn’t strategy. It was Excel.

Every day, letters came in — stacks of them. Emails. Position statements. Amendments. Testimony. My task was simple: log the mail. Track who sent it. Support or oppose. Extract arguments. Parse legislative language. Distill pages of emotion and persuasion into structured columns:

  • Bill Number
  • Author
  • Position (Support / Oppose)
  • Key Arguments
  • Fiscal Impact
  • Notes

At the time, it felt administrative. Mechanical. Almost boring. But looking back, that spreadsheet was my first real experience with coding.

Because coding isn’t mysterious symbols on a black screen. Coding is structured thinking. It’s deciding what matters and what doesn’t. It’s creating consistent fields so chaos becomes searchable. It’s turning paragraphs into variables. It’s separating signal from noise.

When I highlighted the pros and cons of a bill, I was performing classification.

When I standardized language across hundreds of letters, I was normalizing data.

When I reduced emotional testimony into bullet-point arguments, I was extracting features.

I didn’t call it machine learning. I didn’t call it data architecture. I just called it doing my job. But in today’s AI-driven world, those same principles power intelligent systems.

AI does not thrive on chaos. It thrives on clean inputs. Clear categories. Repeatable logic. Consistent formatting. The same discipline I learned logging legislative mail is the discipline required to build reliable machine learning systems.

The spreadsheet taught me:

  • Garbage in, garbage out.
  • Ambiguity breaks systems.
  • Organization is power.
  • Clear structure beats clever complexity.

And maybe that’s why people asked me questions all those years. Not because I had all the answers — but because I instinctively tried to organize the problem before reacting to it. I look for categories. I look for definitions. I look for the columns before I fill in the rows.

So when I build software now — whether I’m structuring CSV pipelines, designing AI prompts, organizing metadata, or building tools that learn from information — I return to the same principle I learned in that legislative office:

If a human can’t clearly categorize it, a machine definitely can’t.

My coding philosophy didn’t begin in a computer science lab. It began with questions. It was refined in spreadsheets. And in a strange way, the more “boring” the data looks, the more powerful the system becomes.

Because underneath every intelligent machine is something very simple: a clean table, a clear structure, and someone willing to ask the right questions first.

The Road — Algorithmic Driving

Algorithmic Driving: The Transition to Electric

Algorithmic Driving: The Transition to Electric

When I tell people I drive on the Uber platform, they usually think of it as a low-tech side hustle—just a guy behind the wheel moving from point A to point B. But as someone building software, I see it differently. Uber isn’t a transport company; it’s a high-scale, real-time algorithmic matching engine. Driving is participating in a live, distributed market governed by supply spikes, surge multipliers, and geo-spatial routing.

After running the numbers on my driving logs, I had accumulated a mountain of structured data. I exported the CSV files to see the truth behind the metrics. My logs showed 2,166 completed trips across 9,751.93 miles driven, yielding $19,755.32 in net payouts with an average customer rating of 4.98 stars (based on 1,115 feedback reviews). It was a rich operational dataset.

The Data Modeling Phase:

Using local AI models to parse my CSV earnings and expense files, we calculated the exact variables that dictated profitability:

  • Gross hourly yield vs. net margin after tax write-offs
  • Exact cost-per-mile overhead of a combustion engine (fuel efficiency decay, oil changes, engine wear)
  • Surge pricing correlation with route efficiency

The numbers were clear. Fuel costs and combustion engine maintenance were a massive leak in the system, consuming nearly 35% of my top-line revenue. The data pointed to a single, logical solution: the marginal cost-per-mile had to be reduced to the absolute floor.

"The data didn't just suggest a change; it dictated a complete hardware upgrade."
Ford Mustang Mach-E electric vehicle

The data led to a single hardware choice: a Ford Mustang Mach-E, optimized for rideshare yields.

I decided to transition to an Electric Vehicle (EV) and purchased a Ford Mustang Mach-E. By replacing internal combustion overhead with electric charging, the cost per mile plummeted. Combined with EV-specific platform incentives and lower maintenance requirements, my operating margin instantly doubled.

Now, when I'm driving, the dashboard of my Mach-E feels like a physical extension of my codebase. It is local-first computing in the real world: real-time telemetry, battery thermal management, and algorithmic route dispatch. Driving isn’t just a gig anymore—it’s an optimized, high-margin execution loop.

The Theme — 30 Visual Styles

The ABD Theme: Features & Avant-Garde Design

ABD isn't just a theme—it's a living gallery designed for creative expression, giving creators total ownership over their visual identity and digital presentation.

1. 30 Artistic Styles – A Living Gallery

I've built 30 hand-crafted visual styles into the ABD theme. Each one is a complete aesthetic experience, featuring unique typography, borders, and animations:

  • Cable News – Breaking news urgency with ticker-tape layouts.
  • California Mission – Adobe warmth, terracotta tones, and Spanish colonial elegance.
  • Cubism – Fragmented geometry meets Picasso-inspired grids.
  • Disco – Glitter, neon gradients, and Studio 54 maximalism.
  • Impressionist – Monet-soft color palettes and painterly brush-stroke borders.
  • Millennial MySpace – Y2K nostalgia with customizable layout chaos.
  • Retro Internet – GeoCities boxes, under-construction GIFs, and Web 1.0 charm.
  • Las Vegas – Neon grids, synthwave aesthetics, and 80s futurism.
  • Zine – Cut-and-paste punk energy with DIY xerox collage vibes.

2. Art First, Commerce Second

Most Shopify themes are built strictly for conversion optimization. I built ABD for artistic expression. We rejected the sterile minimalism of modern e-commerce for bold, opinionated designs, prioritizing cultural references over generic trends and embracing imperfection, texture, and character.

3. Modular Blocks – Build Like an Artist

The block architecture lets me compose pages like collages. Each block inherits the active ABD style, meaning the same content receives 30 completely different artistic interpretations depending on the active theme:

  • Feature Blocks – Icon + text combinations with theme-specific styling.
  • Image & Text Blocks – Asymmetric layouts that break the rigid 50/50 grids.
  • Badge Blocks – Decorative stickers, stamps, and retro-themed labels.
  • Custom HTML Blocks – Full creative freedom for experimental scripting and designs.
  • Accordion Blocks – Expandable content cards with theme-aware transitions.

4. Cultural Time Travel

ABD doesn't just style a storefront—it transports it to another era or movement. Whether referencing the Renaissance with ornate gold borders, WPA-era National Parks posters, or 60s Free Love counterculture, each preset uses custom typography and layout rules that make the store feel like a specific visual statement.

5. Tactile Storybook & Newspaper Grid

Our latest updates introduce custom editorial elements designed for narrative-driven sites:

  • 3D Page Turn Layout – GPU-accelerated 3D transforms (rotateY) inside the interactive story book to simulate reading a physical book.
  • Vintage Newspaper Grid – Biographical card grids styled like historical columns that dynamically map handles and URLs.
  • Automated Seeder Linkage – GraphQL seeding scripts that query live articles, map metadata, and bind them to metaobjects via Shopify metafields automatically.
The Palette — 30 Aesthetic Color Profiles

Theme Color Directory

Comprehensive visual reference guide displaying the color swatches, palette variables, and typography tokens for all 30 ABD themes.

ABD Theme Color Styles

American Wave

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--color-secondary#007FFF
--paper#FFFFFF
--ink#0a1628
--accent#E4002B

CA Assembly Daily File

.abd-theme-ca-assembly-daily-file
--color-secondary#333333
--ink#000000
--paper#ffffff
--accent#1a365d

Cable News

.abd-theme-cable-news
--color-secondary#1e40af
--bg#ffffff
--alert#dc2626

California Dreaming

.abd-theme-california-dreaming
--primary-gold#FFD700
--sunset-purple#4B0082
--warm-coral#FF7F50

California Mission

.abd-theme-california-mission
--terracotta#C85A32
--adobe-cream#F7F4EE
--wrought-iron#2F3E46

Cubism

.abd-theme-cubism
--paper#3b2016
--ink#e6dfd3
--accent-rust#9c4127

Disco

.abd-theme-disco
--paper#0b021a
--ink#ffffff
--neon-pink#ff007f

France

.abd-theme-france
--parisian-blue#002395
--crimson-red#ED2939
--cream#F5F5DC

Free Love

.abd-theme-free-love
--psychedelic-orange#ff5e00
--hot-pink#ff007f
--electric-purple#7b00ff

Highway Street Photo

.abd-theme-highway-street-photo
--asphalt#121212
--highway-yellow#F4C430
--grain-white#E5E5E5

Impressionist

.abd-theme-impressionist
--monet-blue#7B92A8
--soft-cream#E8D5C4
--sage-green#8F9E8B

Italy

.abd-theme-italy
--tuscan-green#008C45
--terracotta-red#CD212A
--marble-white#F4F1EA

Las Vegas

.abd-theme-las-vegas
--gold-glitz#FFD700
--neon-red#FF0055
--cyan-glow#00FFFF

Military Theme

.abd-theme-military-theme
--olive-drab#4B5320
--khaki-sand#C2B280
--tactical-black#1C1C1C

Millennial MySpace

.abd-theme-millennial-myspace
--myspace-blue#003366
--y2k-orange#FF6600
--profile-gray#EAEAEA

National Parks Poster

.abd-theme-national-parks-poster
--wpa-green#2D5A27
--canyon-orange#D97724
--vintage-parchment#F4E8C1

Newspaper

.abd-theme-newspaper
--newsprint-bg#F4F1EA
--press-ink#111111
--halftone-gray#888888

Nineties Graphic Design

.abd-theme-nineties-graphic-design
--cyan#00F0FF
--magenta#FF007F
--yellow#FFE600

Pink Yellow

.abd-theme-pink-yellow
--bubblegum-pink#FF69B4
--lemon-yellow#FFD700

Renaissance

.abd-theme-renaissance
--florentine-burgundy#4A0E17
--gilded-gold#D4AF37
--fresco-plaster#F5EBE6

Retro Diner

.abd-theme-retro-diner
--cherry-red#E63946
--turquoise#A8DADC
--vanilla-cream#F1FAEE

Retro Internet

.abd-theme-retro-internet
--geocities-black#111111
--matrix-yellow#FFFF00
--cyan-link#00FFFF

Retro Tech Polaroid

.abd-theme-retro-tech-polaroid
--polaroid-white#FDFBF7
--dark-charcoal#222222
--stripe-red#FF3B30

Stars and Stripes

.abd-theme-stars-and-stripes
--old-glory-red#B22234
--old-glory-blue#3C3B6E
--pure-white#FFFFFF

St Patricks

.abd-theme-stpatricks
--shamrock-green#009A49
--celtic-gold#FF7900

Travel NYC Liberty

.abd-theme-travel-nyc-liberty
--liberty-copper#609A8D
--taxi-yellow#F7B538
--hudson-navy#1D2A44

Wayfinding Receipt

.abd-theme-wayfinding-receipt
--thermal-paper#F4F2EE
--print-ink#1D1D1D
--stamp-blue#2B5DA8

Zine

.abd-theme-zine
--photocopy-white#F5F5F5
--toner-black#111111
--stencil-red#CF142B

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